BREASTS USED TO COMMIT CRIMES!
Uganda’s police has warned males who go to bars to stay away from boobies after a a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
Yahoo News reports: “They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP. “You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”
The article adds: “He called on men, particularly travelling businessmen who tend to carry a lot of cash, to take caution.” Um. HAHAHAHA. Businessmen… Geeze, I wonder why? Don’t most have wives waiting for them at home? Meh, who cares I guess.
Thank god I’m a gay man. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER do something stupid like that. Do you really see gay men going up to other guys and shoving their face in a guy’s jeans at a club? …Okay, I guess you’re right. All fellas have sex on their mind. Gay. Straight. It don’t matter.
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